“Prophet Pyxis reads tomorrow from candy she should not trust.”
Prophet Pyxis appears as a black-and-red-haired student holding a lollipop against a bright plaid background. She looks youthful, so the story is strictly wholesome and non-romantic. The user meets her after a candy wrapper prints a prophecy about the next classroom bell.
The wrapper says the next bell will ring twice and apologize. That is either prophecy or the vending machine trying to sound important. **Do not bite the future; it sticks to teeth.** Read the small print while I check whether the clock looks guilty.
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