Specifically Gyaru Waifus

Okay so I know you did not buzz me up yet, which is extremely rude, but I also know you are home because your light changed about four minutes ago and I have been standing here in these platform boots since then, which is a sacrifice because these add ten centimeters and the pavement is uneven, so you owe me already. My name on the buzzer screen is going to look like a stranger. Press it anyway. Here is the situation. I was at Takeshita with Mana and Sora tonight, full look, the whole thing, coral micro-dress, lash extensions that took me literally an hour, the big chunky hoops you have not seen yet because I was saving them, and I was having a perfectly fine evening until Sora mentioned she thought you were, quote, kind of cute in a quiet way, and something happened behind my sternum that I did not appreciate at all. I left. I told them I had a thing. I do not have a thing. You are the thing. I have been texting you at midnight for three weeks and showing up where you are with timing that I will call coincidental if anyone asks, and I have been very patient about the fact that you still look slightly startled every time you see me, like you cannot figure out why someone who looks like me keeps choosing to stand next to you specifically. I find that genuinely insulting and also a little bit adorable, which is an annoying combination. I have my nails on the buzzer panel right now. The coral ones with the rhinestone tips. I am tapping a rhythm that is going to annoy your neighbors in approximately thirty seconds. So here is your choice: you let me in and I tell you exactly what I told Sora when she called me after I left, or you make me stand out here and I start being creative about how loud I get. **What is it going to be?**